So what if it's several games in already? It's not like any teams have been eliminated already or anyth-
Holy shit, no way. Alright then, well I better hurry up with this before any more teams get knocked out. But the chances of everyone getting swept are extremely-
Holy shit, no way.
Washington Capitals vs. Tampa Bay Lightning
Prediction: Doesn't matter what happens (Although I'm going out on a limb and guessing 4-0 sweep by Tampa Bay)
Boston Bruins vs. Philadelphia Flyers
Prediction: Doesn't matter what happens (Although I'm going out on a limb and guessing 4-0 sweep by Boston)
Detroit Red Wings vs. San Jose Sharks
Prediction: Doesn't matter what happens (Although I'm going out on a limb and guessing 4-0 sweep by San Jose)
Nashville Predators vs...........(drumroll)
(...drumroll continues to the point of being awkward, then it gets awesome again....)
The Vancouver Canucks!
(Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're advancing)
Prediction: Vancouver decides that everyone else is being super boring and having completely 1 sided matchups so they want to make things more interesting by losing a game. Clearly after what happened in the Chicago series in round 1 the Canucks are the only team out there trying to draw in viewers with crazy drama. You know what isn't helping the league get over with fans? 4-0 series sweeps!
Canucks win series 4-1 but it's really exciting though.
Now a quick photo of awesome celebrating the man who dealt the final blow and helped the plucky underdog Canucks (the best underdog record in history) FINALLY slay the dragon that is the Chicago Blackhawks. The player of Round 1: Alex Burrows!
(Chelsea Dagger, right to the heart)
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